So for those like me that best understand things in the form of musicals, I’ve created a little song parody, to the tune of the Ten Duel Commandments, from Hamilton! I thought it was fitting.

So, without further adieu, here are The 10 Steps to Repeal! 

[HOUSE]
One, two, three, four
[SENATE]
Five, six, seven, eight, nine…
[GOP LEADERS]
It’s the Ten Steps to Repeal!
[CONGRESS]
It’s the Ten Steps to Repeal!
Number one!
[PENCE]
The Senate: The budget needs some passin’
Dems can lead amendments but they won’t have the backin’
[CONGRESS]
Number two!
[RYAN]
Move to the house, for more budget action
[PENCE]
It’s full of Republicans so it will have traction
[CONGRESS]
Number three!
[MCCONNELL]
The House drafts a bill for repeal
[SCHUMER]
The Country may resist
[PENCE]
Just blame Obama, you know the spiel.
[RYAN]
This is simple, we’ve been doin’ it for years!
[CONGRESS]
We’ll prob’ly even get some cheers!
Number four!
[RYAN]
Our representatives pass the bill
[SANDERS]
Time to hoard drugs and maybe a poison pill
[WARREN]
People will need an out when they don’t have insurance
[PENCE]
Lord knows we can’t give the country any reassurance.
[CONGRESS]
Five!
[MCCONNELL]
Then the bill goes back to the Senate
[CONGRESS]
Watch out because there’ll be more against it
Number six!
[PENCE]
The Senate will debate the bill
Then the Dems will have opinions ‘bout the blood they think we’ll spill.
[CONGRESS]
Seven!
[RYAN]
Make sure amendments that are brought by the left
Don’t see the light of day
[PENCE]
Should be pretty easy if Repubs. coalesce
[CONGRESS]
Number eight!
[MCCONNELL/ CORNYN/CRAPO]
The Senate votes repeal, please translate!
[PENCE]
Basically, in the game it’s the Repubs form of a checkmate!
[REID]
VP Mike Pence
[PENCE]
Harry Reid, Sir.
[REID]
Can we agree repeal is dumb and immature?
[PENCE]
Sure
But Trump said he’d repeal the ACA, Sir.
[REID]
Trump’s a shill. We both know it’s absurd, sir
[SCHUMER]
How many people have to die because Trump is immature and calamitous?
[PENCE]
Okay, so? we’re doin’ this!
[CONGRESS]
Number nine!
[PENCE]
Send it to conference committee
House and Senate bills come to a unity.
[HOUSE]
One two three four
[SENATE]
Five six seven eight nine
[PENCE/BURR]
Number
[CONGRESS]
TEN! Trump
[PENCE/BURR]
SIGNS!

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